The "big, big bed"

So, there's apparently some confusion here about the sleeping arrangements.  WME and her accomplice, Bearded Daddy, keep putting me in the baby cages.  There's an upstairs baby cage and a downstairs one.  Sometimes I lay in the downstairs one and play and watch the cats come to visit.  I don't like to stay in the upstairs one at all.  Anyway, they seem to think I should sleep in said cages.  However, they need to understand that I sleep in the big, big bed.  I have tried to teach them by laying on it and watching WME get ready for work, and falling asleep within minutes so she sees how natural it is, but she's a slow learner.  Sometimes they let me sleep in the big, big bed at night, and they sleep on each side.  I let them have just enough room that they don't fall off, in the hopes of training them on the appropriate sleeping arrangements.  I'll keep you posted on their progress, but I have little hope that they'll catch on anytime soon.  They seem stubbornly attached to the idea of me sleeping in a cage.  If I'm an animal, I'm a WILD animal, and I cannot be tamed or caged.