What's up, fans? Long time no blog. WME has been busy, something about new jobs and different stuff and for some reason, my couch is at another house and I think the baby cage is going there, too. I don't know what "moving" is, but it has WME and Bearded Daddy in quite a tizzy.
So since they're so flustered, I decided to cheer them up by playing some new games with them. I like to call Bearded Daddy's game, "Pick up my shit". This game is simple. Bearded Daddy hands me a toy, and as I look at him adorably, I drop the toy on the ground. Giggle. After he picks it up, we repeat. A lot.
WME caught on to "Pick up my shit", so for her, I invented a new game, called, "Bitch, please". This game is for fingernail trimming time. I like to wait until she gets the clippers RIGHT there, lined up with the nail, ready to go in...then I MOVE MY HAND. As if I'd let her trim my nails. I'm saving those claws.
I'm sure you might say that's a lot of cursing for a little baby, but seriously, if you lived with these people, you'd curse, too. It's a zoo in here.
Crap, gotta go, here comes WME. I'll check back in once the "moving" is over.
Thursday, June 30, 2016
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